Why the Paris Climate Accords are Bad Rubbish

It's BAAAaack!

As much as I'd like to be able to say 'Good riddance to Bad Rubbish,' the Paris Climate Accords are going to be in the news again. 🙄

German Chancellor Angela Merkel (And how does she pronounce the g in her name anyway?)¹ is already gaining international press coverage for her thinly veiled Anti-Trump remarks. As of today, 29 June, she is in a European version of a pow-wow to draw up a battle plan. Here's a LINK

Why the Paris Climate Accords are Bad Rubbish

A. The Climate Accords are based on two false assumptions.

    1. Contrary to the tenor of many globalist voices, the United States does not want a dirty environment or a crashing climate. No sane person wants the climate to go haywire. But submission to coercion from greedy outsiders is not the way to get the best result the quickest and for an affordable cost. We do not need a treaty that tells us to do the right thing the wrong and expensive way!   We do not need a treaty to tell us to do the right thing period.

    2. The so-called science is bad. Really bad. I had the good fortune of earning my university degree in Earth Science prior to Al Gore's 1992 Earth in the Lurch publication,³ so the curriculum had not yet been hamstrung by political correctness. Mankind cannot affect the environment as much as the fear mongers are claiming.
Global climate change is affected primarily by the activity of the Sun. Forces way beyond human control, such as sun spots and magnetic fields, play the greatest role in determining the climate.
A lesser secondary cause, tectonic activity related to volcanism is equally uncontrollable.
Real science says that we ought to be preparing for:
        a. Electromagnetic Pulses (EMPs) from the sun, and 
        b. Tsunami waves that could wipe out coastal urban areas.
These are realistic dangers, scientifically demonstrable, and they are something that we could actually if not ameliorate, at least make more survivable with proper planning.

B. The Climate Accords are based on political power, not science.

    1. Bigger National Government - Implementing the accords would entail a dramatic expansion of the administrative state.
        a. More rules, more regulations = more bureaucrats.
        b. More bureaucracy = less efficiency in both time and spending of tax dollars.
        c. Higher taxes across the board, many hidden in retail costs.
        d. Intrusive data-collection agencies.

    2. Global Government – Not only will the countries that sign the accords experience increasing burdens on their national bureaucracy, but they will also become subservient to unelected global administrative boards. These boards or commissions will not be made up of scientists who understand the factors of climate or who have genuine concern for the environment, but those positions will be filled by elitist power brokers.

C. The accords are structured on the basis of economic power, not verifiable scientific results.

    1. "The agreement basically made the U.S. economy and Europe’s strongest economies sacrificial lambs to the cause of climate change." ² This is true because there is nothing enforceable about the accords. The Paris Climate Accord is basically a dry run that depends on the 'honor system' for cooperation. BUT… cooperation is not really the main goal, not yet. It is designed to have the United States and progressive European nations implement climate change rules, then in a year or so, claim that this is unfair and say they need an international enforcement mechanism. The UN will agree and the pathway will be clear to set up a global enforcement agency.

    2. Carbon Tax. 'nuf said. (Well, maybe it is not enough said, but to say it all would take up an entire new post.)

D. What is wrong with an 'America First' approach anyway?
It is not as selfish as the rhetoric makes it seem, and I can give you two quick illustrations of why an America First approach is the smart thing to do.

    1. Have you ever flown on an airplane? If so, you have been instructed that I the event of an emergency, you should put on your own oxygen mask first before trying to help others. If you don't, you will quickly pass out and both you and the person you wanted to help will be dead. Similarly, a weakened America is not going to be able to help other countries as we have in the past; the strong are the ones able to offer help, not the crippled.

    2. It is Biblical; God teaches us to take care of our own house first. "If anyone does not provide for his own, and especially his own household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever. 1 Timothy 5:8. 
        a. The regulations necessary to implement the Paris agreement would have cost the U.S. industrial sector 1.1 million jobs, (U.S. Chamber of Commerce). Bureaucratically eliminating this many jobs in the cement, iron and steel, and petroleum industries, the very ones needed to BUILD infrastructure, is not taking care of one's own.
        b. Driving small family-owned companies out of business is not providing for America's households; it is promoting power-grabbing globalism. "(T)he backers of the climate deal reads like a “who’s who” of big American businesses: Apple, General Electric, Intel, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Morgan Stanley, General Mills, Walmart, DuPont, Unilever, and Johnson & Johnson." ²
        c. The Paris Climate Accords have the potential to reduce U.S. GDP by over $2.5 trillion and eliminate 400,000 jobs by 2035. (The Heritage Foundation study) This, of course, would make more people dependent upon government and stress America's social security funding/payments. This explains why the so-called conspiracy theories are so popular: This is exactly the kind of weakening that an enemy would want to do before attacking a strong country directly.
Or… maybe not even a hostile enemy. Maybe it is the posturing of a jealous "friend." A true I-have-your-back kind of friend always wants the best for you. But America has many high school girl friends; a "high school girl" friendship is shallow. You don't have that much in common outside of high school stuff, and you won't hang out after graduation. And even though you do a lot of stuff together now because you go to the same school, you'll indulge in cattiness if you think it can put you in a better position— it's bitchy-lite. Not quite as cruel, the motivation is more likely to be either insecurity or envy rather than meanness. America has some foreign leaders who are the kind of "friend" that stops short of wishing we were dead, but who would get a certain satisfaction out of seeing us suffer the way they are suffering.

In the final assessment, climate catastrophe has not been averted,⁴ jobs are lost, middle-class families are further damaged (and in some cases destroyed) by burdensome taxes that will enrich the elite, freedoms are restricted, and power is shifted further away from the average person. Pulling out of the Paris Climate Accords was the right thing to do, but...

Those are the pragmatic reasons—actual facts, not some theory about the future based on imperfect computer models. But what about the Spiritual dimension— how should the cadets of the Bootcamp Planet view the Earth's climate?

First, I would suggest remembering that Earth is a created dimension, the work of a Creator God. He is ultimately competent.  Time wasted worrying about the environment is time that we are not spending glorifying Him, which happens to be the chief reason He created us in the first place.

 ⁴ In Christ he chose us before the world was founded, to be dedicated, to be without blemish in his sight,  ⁵ and In his love he destined us such was his will and pleasure to be accepted as his sons through Jesus Christ, ⁶ in order that the glory of his gracious gift, so graciously bestowed on us in his Beloved, might redound to his praise. ⁷ For in Christ our release is secured and our sins are forgiven through the shedding of his blood. ⁸ Therein lies the richness of God's free grace lavished upon us, imparting full wisdom and insight. ⁹ He has made known to us his hidden purpose—such was his will and pleasure determined beforehand in Christ— ¹⁰ to be put into effect when the time was ripe: namely, that the universe, all in heaven and on earth, might be brought into a unity in Christ.
Ephesians 4:1-10, The New English Bible

I have used two different colors of highlighting here to make two different points:

1. pre-planned
2. at His pleasure

Our existence here on the Bootcamp Planet was pre-planned at God's pleasure. He has a purpose for us. We are the only ones who can screw that up by rejecting Him. It is human arrogance and a grave insult to our Creator to presume that God now needs a few elitists to boss others around because He lost control of Earth's climate!  To the contrary, signing the accord is rejecting God's plan for mankind. 



Footnotes

¹ The American and Brit English pronunciations of Chancellor Merkel's first name are different. Americans use a soft g that is voiced more like a j, making "Angela" sound more like an 😇 angel, but British news sites frequently use a hard g, giving the impression of an ∠ angle. I will let you figure out the humor of the opposing pronunciations on your own. 

² John Carney, 31 May 2017. "Every Bad Thing We Will Avoid By Rejecting the Paris Climate Accords." Breitbart.

³ Okay, so the real title is Earth in the Balance: Ecology and the Human Spirit. But Rush Limbaugh nicknamed it Earth in the Lurch, which is closer to the truth of the book's message, so that is how I think of it.

⁴ Again, and leaning a bit to the conspiracy theory side, any junk science used to sell the need for regulations to avert the climate catastrophe has a built-in outcome of "proving" the regulations "worked" when the catastrophe never happens.  

Spiders spinning stories

One would have thought I was roaming the forests of Mirkwood¹ this morning. Here, on the day of the Summer Solstice, the overcast really was that dark.² My normal routine at this time of year is to jog through the woods in the cool of the early morning. Usually dappled sunlight refracts through bejeweled dewdrops, and it takes only a tiny bit of imagination to pretend that I am running through a fairyland.

But today…   🕸 Spider webs and darkness lie afoul!


I had been doing pretty well avoiding the spider webs this year. The dark clouds probably contributed to the invisibility of the one that snared me. This one must have been huge because it covered me head to hip and wrapped around my back as I ran through the place it had been spun. It felt like I was coated with bandage residue.


And how does this misadventure relate to the Bootcamp Planet?

Certainly as a metaphor. Webs of one sort or another are always strung across the path of life. But today, particularly being the solstice when daylight begins growing shorter… did it portend evil?  
(cue dramatic music in a minor chord)

I do believe in the supernatural. God is supernatural.  But I am not so much of a mystic that I would consider a spider web on my jogging path as a bad omen or evil sign.

Unfortunately, the church that I grew up in had almost completely pushed out the supernatural. They tried to explain God by using science, and that does not work very well. God is the author of true science, and He has declared that knowledge obtained by that means is incomplete. Unsurprisingly, while my family attended that church, I never saw a physically supernatural miracle, and I saw very little of God's Power and Glory.  That is because…
Well, there are two other elements that must be understood first, just as long division cannot be explained without first covering multiplication and subtraction!


First
First one must understand that Jesus Himself said that there are some things we cannot know by human knowledge alone. Jesus had just asked Peter who He (Jesus) was and Peter correctly answered that Jesus was the Messiah (the Christ), the Son of the living God. Jesus' response: Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah (Peter), for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in heaven. Matthew 16:17. This was immediately followed, as we read in Matthew 16:18 by the statement: I also say to you that you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build My church; and the gates of Hades will not overpower it.

The "rock" that Jesus was standing on at that point was physically the base of Mt Hermon, next to a grotto of Pan. Pan is the Greco-Roman god of the wild. He plays a flute. Pan has the horns, hindquarters, and hooves of a goat— in other words, Jesus' true identity was revealed supernaturally in the very spot that the Romans were physically worshiping the demon Pan. The fact that Jesus immediately referenced the Gates of Hades ought to draw attention to the multi-level meaning.  Jesus is speaking of both natural and supernatural events simultaneously. This happens often in scripture.

Secondly
God's 'children' are human beings. We do operate in the natural world. We were born here. Yet our 'Father' is supernatural and communicates through spirit, not through physical (flesh and blood) methods. For the longest time, no one could explain to my why Jesus had to die—and to be resurrected, in order for humans to be "saved."  I now realize that part of the difficulty was that it was a multilevel or multidimensional problem, needing a multilevel or multidimensional answer. 


One level is spirit — the part of us that can connect to dimensions outside Earth's space/mass/time.  It is our ageless, non-physical part.  It is bound to the soul. If the Holy Spirit does not reveal the spiritual part to you, you are pretty much sunk. The good news is that he has promised to be found when sought for, to answer when asked, and to save when the heart confesses Jesus as Lord. We must actively participate in the communication; sitting around waiting to get zapped from on high won't get you connected.

Another level is physical — the part of us that connects to the tangible world through sight, sound, touch, taste and aroma. It is the housing for our personality and our mortality.  For whatever reason, this verse from Hebrews 2:17 never made it into the formal instruction from church. I eventually read it on my own: Therefore he had to be made like his brothers in every respect, so that he might become a merciful and faithful high priest in the service of God, to make propitiation for the sins of the people. And it wasn't the word "propitiation" that snagged me either. True, it is not used in everyday English, but it is simply an action meant to regain someone's favor and make things right again.  In hindsight, it seems like somebody should have been able to explain that a human sin needed a human to fix it, but I don't remember anyone ever making it that simple for me. 

And then there is the soul level — the part of us that can reason, detect, produce, and respond to emotion, make choices, have a conscience, and is the essence of our personality.  This is where the real work of our purpose on this planet takes place.  We have to connect our physical with God's spiritual at the soul level.

Successfully connecting involves both work and wisdom.  We have to be in touch with and develop a sense of the supernatural if we are ever to hear God clearly and consistently. That instruction was missing in my childhood church, but it is critically important for life on out Bootcamp Planet.

I never saw a physical miracle at my childhood church and I saw very little of God's Power and Glory there because they were either closed to or disconnected from the the supernatural side of God. We will miss out on so much if we presumptuously put boundaries on God and refuse to acknowledge the supernatural. 

So maybe, supernaturally, that spider web was not there by random chance. My childhood church would have called it random chance, but perhaps the spider was directed to spin her web in that physical place and time so that I would have a story to tell about the supernatural. I would not put it past God to have a spider on his side when he has a message to get out. We may struggle to connect with His spiritual reality, but He has no problem connecting with our physical one.



¹ Mirkwood is the Anglicized form of the Norse name Myrkviðr. JRR Tolkein chose it as the name for a dark boundary forest in his fictional writings set in Middle Earth. For the real-life Norsemen, Myrkviðr was the densely forested boundary between the Goths and the Huns. Mirkwood is prominently featured in The Hobbit where the dwarves are captured and bound in giant spider webs for use as future spider dinners.

 ² My camera always sees more light than the human eye, and if I try to edit it darker, the brightness and the contrast start arguing and it all looks fake. The woods was much darker than it appears in the photo.

Promised is Promised

Anyone who has taken a proper class in English literature will have read Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865), and perhaps will have read the sequel as well, Through the Looking Glass (1871). Both books were authored by an English mathematician writing under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll.

But you needn't be a scholar to have heard of the story or to be familiar with the plot line. Within four years of publication it was popular enough to have been translated into both French and German. At last count, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland has now been published in 174 different languages. Walt Disney chose the story and shortened the title for a full length animated film that was released in 1951, which meant that even non-readers became familiar with this classic. And more recently, Tim Burton stretched artistic license for both titles in directing his CGI films (2010, 2016).

The story is now over 150 years old. I learned it from my dad who had memorized some of the poems in the book when he was a child. He read it to me as a bedtime story. He owned a 1946 special edition that reprinted John Tenniel's woodblock illustrations from the original publishing. Those pictures, one of which is used here, acted as cornerstones from which my imagination could fill in the details; I am glad that I never saw the movies first. 

As you probably know, the story begins with Alice falling down the rabbit-hole. That was me, in real-life, last summer. Except in a Looking Glass reversal, I wasn't falling; I was stuck in the doldrums. No air ever rushed by, just a lull in life. I was in my own Land of Wondering if I would ever reach my God-given destiny.

Since this is the Bootcamp Planet blog, my posts here are rooted in the idea that the purpose of life on Earth is largely training for the afterlife. You have to graduate bootcamp to make it to heaven. Graduation is based upon accepting Jesus Christ. But beyond that, once you accept Him and receive admittance into Heaven, your rank in Heaven depends on how well you've obeyed His will during your bootcamp days. (It can be proven from scripture that "hearing and obeying" God is more important than how many "good deeds" you've done. But that will have to wait for another post; trust me and accept that premise because I don't want to get sidetracked now. The alternative, rejection of Christ, leads to hell.)

So, back on topic, at the end of last summer I felt not only stagnated in purpose, but also pressured by time, as if it was running out for me to reach God's goals for my life and improve my heavenly rank. I felt like I had achieved only half of what God has for me, and like Alice, I could not see where my feet were headed.

Tenniel woodcut

Another way that I identified with Alice was that it seemed as though the help that people did offer to me wasn't really meeting the need. When Alice was to play croquet with the Queen, she was given live hedgehogs for balls and a flamingo for a mallet. Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed; I understand her reasoning perfectly. Her tools did not fit the task, and I was questioning if mine did.

While I never cried an ocean of tears the way Alice did, there were moments when I felt that swirling, drowning hopelessness of not being able to see a way out. And that was when my very own Storybook Hero appeared on the page. He said only three words, "Versprochen ist versprochen," but something deep within my soul leapt up from the watery deep and clung on for dear life. "Promised is promised." It was a fresh breath. It changed everything. 

I remember sitting there looking at the words. Promised is promised. That was when the tears came, but unlike Alice's sorrow, these were tears of joy. It was as if God had said it Himself. But instead He used a person who didn't know me, who I will probably never meet this side of Heaven, and who didn't even say it in English!  You have to admit, that is as curious as anything you'd ever read in Alice in Wonderland.

Cares that mattered a moment before didn't matter anymore. God had reminded me that His promises are solid, and that there was a least one other person in this would who understood the value of a promise. I had begun doubting if anyone did.

Three words changed my entire perspective. They were a heaven-sent gift, and ten months later I can say that never reverted back. Not for a moment. Instead it has grown in its new direction. Some days I will walk through the woods and think, "Wow, I'm really happy. Deep down happy!"  When stuff happens that would try to steal my joy, I let go of it a lot faster now.  I am able to see the Big Picture concepts and not get so easily stuck in the minutiae of the details.  Faith comes more fully now: God's got this! His promises are promised. 

I re-read sections of Alice in Wonderland last night to be sure that I remembered the story correctly. (I did!) But what struck me for the first time was that Wonderland was Alice's own bootcamp.  Her experiences there prepared her for the life that lay ahead. The book ends with Alice's older sister, who was babysitting when Alice slept and dreamed her dream, realizing how—

… this same little sister of hers would, in the after-time, be herself a grown woman; and how she would keep, through all her riper years, the simple and loving heart of her childhood: and how she would gather about her other little children, and make their eyes bright and eager with many a strange tale, perhaps even with the dream of Wonderland of long ago: and how she would feel with all their simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple joys, remembering her own child-life, and the happy summer days.

The differences are that Alice's Wonderland was a dream of long ago. My wonderland is a vision of the future. In Alice's after-time, she will be ripe in years. In my after-time, those who sought the Lord will be vibrant and full of life. Although I can remember many happy summer days of childhood, I am convinced that my happiest summers are still ahead. The 'simple' sorrows will get left behind on our Bootcamp Planet, but as long as I am here, I will not forget the messenger who reminded me that Versprochen ist versprochen; Promised is promised.

God has promised this in Jeremiah 29:11—
For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.
And I can believe it now.


illustration credit: John Tenniel - public domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=629700

Kat Kerr talks about Heaven

Govern and rule at all levels


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Okay, so Kat tends to come off as a bit of a flake, but you probably need your stuck-in-a-box mind expanded, and she can make that happen. She begins with a fun and lighthearted approach describing heaven.

Her teaching about ruling and reigning (governing) begins at the 30:00 minute mark. She explains that everyone has a natural gift that they share with others.    Your gifts will be used in heaven to bless others, and the degree to which you exercise your gift determines your level of authority. If you want more authority, then use the gift God has given you.

At the one-hour mark, she begins her testimony about declaring and decreeing. This is a practical application in which she expands on one way to use your gift to rule over darkness (by declaring - to vocalize). 

You will also decree a thing, and it will be established for you; 
And light will shine on your ways. 
Job 22:28

To "decree a thing" involves more than just saying it aloud. It includes making a quality decision.  

I watched another video where she gave a similar teaching message to an American audience first, but (1) the audio was fuzzy, and (2) she rambled off-topic. The audio was so distracting that I went in search of a better copy, which is when I found this.  Maybe it is because she has to work with an interpreter, but Kat does a much better job focusing on the message in this video and the production values are much better, so those are two reasons why I chose this version. 

Age Traps, Oopsies, and Memorial Observations

As I go trundling through life, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about my age.  I am active. I am still learning lots of new stuff. I don't reminisce much or live in the past. The number of times I have orbited the sun while riding this Bootcamp Planet is not a restriction for me.

Until recently, I thought of my age as a 'middle adult' program that ran in the background and was never seen onscreen. I liked it like that. I had so successfully repressed my actual numerical age that if I was given a form to fill out that wanted that information, I would have to subtract my birth year to figure it out. True. Really.

Mentally, I would choose my age much like a fashion accessory. Some days I would feel 8, or 17, or 40, or 59 depending upon who I was with and what I was doing. The youngest person that I have a friendship with just completed kindergarten; from there, the ages of my friends run right on up to octogenarians. This broad-band approach has a lot of advantages. Believe me.  A lot of good stuff is even better when viewed through childhood awe, a lot of bad stuff is easier to dismiss when viewed through an elderly perspective, and many piddly faults are super-easy to forgive and toss to the wind when the immensity of eternity is considered.

But then...

Other people's expectations occasionally come up and slam me. For instance, apparently not knowing one's own age, as I described in Paragraph 2, is a very real sign of dementia in some paradigms.   I find it pretty scary that some people think I "need an evaluation" because I had to stop and think how old I was. I spent too much of my childhood living in emotional boxes, trying to please others, to now (as a middle adult) be left with any respect for control freaks who want to shove me into their new boxes.

But then at other times...

Regrettably, sometimes the age gap is much larger than I thought it was and I am completely taken by surprise. It happened this Memorial Day.

Time and geography have made Memorial Day a meaningful holiday for me. Every classmate in my elementary school had either a dad who had fought in WWII or a parent who had worked in the supply factories. Every adult in my life knew someone who "did not make it back."  I had teachers who had been widowed by that war. Every spring my Brownie troop would march in the local parade to the cemetery, carrying small American flags.
I do not dwell on those days much, but they framed me. The town nearest where I live now has an annual hometown-style parade for which I have built floats, walked the route passing out candy and prizes, and worn the t-shirts to support my candidate or cause.  Vintage Americana.  Red, White, and Blue. A memorial that reminds us of our sacrificial heritage, when we knew the honor of paying now for a better future.

Forward to 2017. In a space/time world of international gameplay on handheld devices, chat happens. Asians, of which there are quite a few, had questions about our holiday: Was it about Vietnam? Was it celebrating war?

The international audience was not getting accurate answers. The "Memorial" part— the remembrance of heart-rending personal sacrifice— was being obscured with the regular banter and gibberish. And on top of that, well-meaning Millennials started talking about Veteran's Day, which is a time for honoring the living.  (What have they been teaching in schools for the past 20 years???) 

Well, more than Oops, my response was a total travesty! My abhorrent social incorrectness was showing. How dare I? 

In this new time/space world's more liberal social policies, it is now an extreme offense to correct unintentional mistakes if people get touchy about it.  I am a complete idiot for not knowing this.

Facebook's Personality Tests

 Personality quizzes are a staple of my Facebook feed. I do not have to search for them. They come to me. Almost always, they come from a female friend. I guess men don't feel as much need to take a test to confirm the obvious.

And most of the test questions are pretty obvious. For example:
      What would you rather do on a Friday night?
a. Have a beer at the local karaoke pub.
b. Curl up with a good book.
c. Coach a ball team for troubled youth.

Now, can you predict which answer will get "You can be happy being alone" in the results?
Yes, I thought so. Most of the test questions are pretty obvious.

If I answer the questions honestly, it almost always results in "you are an independent, creative person" in one form or another.
The "independent" part may present as "you greatly value your freedom" or "you don't need others to make you happy." Six of one; half-dozen of the other.
"Creative" might show up as "you tend to think outside the box" or "you are a visionary who can.."   Same difference. 

The quizzes phrase the results in glowing terms,  but let's face it, "you are an independent, creative person" could also apply to a mad bomber, and "thinking outside the box" could mean "a difficult person" to any hard-core socialist regime.

So according to a Facebook Quiz, I could be almost anybody!  😕

Not quite as often, but still with some regularity, the personality quizzes find that I am "vibrant and friendly." The first few times I got that result, I actually went back and re-took the test, changing answers here and there to try to find out why they called me vibrant.
"Vibrant" is not a term anyone meeting me in person is likely to use.  I am not a physically-hyper, high-energy person; I am not the one everybody in the room notices right away! If "Vibrant" means pulsating with activity, then the quiz results were a couple rings outside the bullseye.

 Eventually, I decided that the quiz was calling me "vibrant" because of the answers that I did not choose! Even though I am not ordinarily throbbing with energy, I am not depressed either. I reckon that by not choosing the depression answers, I am by default, vivacious and spirited!  😵

I suppose that if you are going to draw conclusions about who I am based on a 10-question quiz, you have to economize somewhere. And "vibrant" isn't really a bad guess; it is just that I am far more vibrant in my daydreams than in real life.

So this week when another pop-psychology personality quiz showed up in my news feed, I decided that I would take the test by picking the last answer— the one that was the worst fit and least like me. Let's see if the quiz is reliable in reverse and describes someone who is pretty opposite from me...
Here are those results:
  You're a "just get it done" kind of person. You are driven, competitive, and you like to be in control. You are very action-oriented, and you appreciate efficiency.

🤔 Actually I do appreciate efficiency. But I am not action-oriented, driven, competitive, or a "just get it done" kind of person. As for liking to be in control, well, I need to define some terms here.
No, I do not like to control other people. I get a lot more enjoyment from watching where another person will go with a situation than I would from directing them to do it my way.

Let me digress a bit and go down a bunny trail here:  Surprisingly to me, this gets me in trouble with a certain kind of person: control freaks!  Control freaks flip out when I make a simple suggestion. They like to call me obnoxious and crazy and all sorts of unflattering expletives. They wrongly project their own paradigms and assume I am trying to control them.  Needless to say, I do not entertain control freaks as close friends; control freaks are about the only people that are major challenges to get along with.  (sigh)

So, back on the topic of Facebook quizzes.

Some of the personality quizzes on Facebook track you. I have stopped answering those that ask to see my email and friends list.

They generally rate five different traits:  five psychological traits of Openness, Conscientiousness, Extraversion, Agreeableness and Neuroticism. This trait-tracking even has an acronym: OCEAN

One of the big companies that do this is called Cambridge Analytica. Click for Website 
They have both commercial and political divisions. They collect and use the data from the Facebook quizzes to change audience behavior. They are very upfront about that. Cambridge Analytica uses data to change audience behavior.

They have been hired to work on American political campaigns and they were consultants for Britain's Brexit. In fact, their website makes this claim: "We are the global leader in data-driven campaigning with over 25 years of experience, supporting more than 100 campaigns across five continents."

Okay, so they've gotten enough free advertising from me. But the point I want to make is that if you are in the US, when you click that you like popcorn and a movie more than going to the rodeo, you are adding to their 5,000 data points on over 230 million American voters! And if you vote someplace else, they probably have a data bank for that as well.

Cambridge Analytica and their competitors are corporate control freaks!  Their amalgam of predictive analytics, behavioral sciences, and data-driven ad tech are being used to control your way of thinking toward whomever is paying them.

The next time that I am told, "You tend to ponder big questions like the meaning of life and these questions are as important ' or more important to you ' than smaller matters like what you should have for dinner," (and yes, that was a real response I had to one of the personality quizzes) then I will at least be aware that the control freaks are out there, and it is not paranoid to think they want to control your mind!

To survive on this Bootcamp Planet, we must find, develop, and become confident in or relationship with our Creator. There are many snakes slithering around the swamp, and they will tell us most anything in an attempt to control our souls. They may even try to convince me that I am vibrant!  

When your Yogurt is your Shrink

My yogurt has gone all philosophical on me. The stay-fresh seal in the last tub of tart cherry urged me to "live life with the lid off."

In addition to the alliteration, that also sounds as if it would make for a great adventure, doesn't it? What I have discovered. however, is that it mostly makes a lot of people mad at me.

But other people often prefer it when I keep my life in the container. It is easier for them to deal with their own things when I stay quietly in my box and don't bring up issues that make them feel uncomfortable.

Working out this balance between when to go out and "live life with the lid off" and when to stay inside the boundaries is a universal challenge here on the Bootcamp Planet. One has to take the lid off to experience freedom. But when the lid is off, things spill easily and life gets messy.  And even though with practice one can learn to avoid many of life's spills, there is not much one can do about the metaphorical flies and the mold spores that either buzz or drift into life.

Since the premise of this blog is that Planet Earth is a bootcamp for the Age to Come, and since my Yogurt Psychiatrist is advising me about life in the here-and-now, the Berean mind (an inquiring mind) probably wants to know if the "live life with the lid off" advice is compatible with scripture.

Actually yes.

When the new heaven and the new earth is described in Revelation 21:7 and 8. it says this:
 …The one who is victorious will inherit all things, and I will be his God, and he will be My son. But to the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and sexually immoral and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their place will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur. This is the second death.   

Notice how that list opens with "the cowardly"?  As a child that scared me the most. It unsettles me still. The cowardly don't like living life with the lid off. My vision of a perfect life includes having a man's shoulder to rest my head on and having his arm around my waist; I am not one to rush off looking for dragons to slay. So it was rather strange for me to find that a label on a tub of yogurt was suddenly evoking rueful thoughts.
As to the list in the verse above, thoughts of witchcraft, homosexuality, and murder are not going to get lodged in my soul where I entertain them until they become actions. I have loved truth and found liars abhorrent from my earliest memories. If someone or something from outside tried to give such ideas to me, they would not stick.  But the cowardly... 

Now look at the picture of the yogurt label again. Do you see the humor?

  The COW is telling us not to be COWards!         

My take-home lesson in this is that God has a sense of humor and He can encourage us in the most unlikely ways. Maybe that is not what it means to you, but I found it to be a delightful, albeit unexpected encouragement about making courageous choices.

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Matthew 7:21 Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of My Father in heaven.  My near-daily prayer is that i and those I love will not miss their destiny in God.